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Level 1
(x) said LOL out loud
(X) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 3

Level 2
() said the wrong name in bed
(x) had unprotected sex
(x) hurt yourself sexing
(x) sexed yourself hurting(..Wtf?)

SO FAR: 6

Level 3
(x) Licked your toe
(X) Licked a frozen pole
(X) Licked a dog bone
(X) Licked a dog (I was young. It bothered me with licking. I licked it back to see how much it liked it. It tried to hump my chest. I guess it liked it.)

SO FAR: 9

Level 4
() drank old milk
() drank milk right from a cow
() ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
() drank Qwik right from the brown cow
() pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 9

Level 5
(X) Eaten bugs
() Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
() Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 11

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
(X) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
(X) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself (Cessna Citation II)
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3 (Airplane!)
(X) Driven yourself home to the wrong house (I got lost...)

SO FAR: 16

Level 7
(x) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
(x) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
(x) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
(X) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 21

Level 8 (Okay this one's all parkour.)
(X) Jumped over a car
(X) Jumped out of a moving car
(X) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(X) Jumped off a bridge
(X) Jumped off your house

SO far: 26

Level 10
(X) Forgot where you live
(X) Forgot your own birthday
(X) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 29

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 33

Level 12
() Won A Burping contest
() Burped the alphabet
() Burped just to break the silence
() Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 33

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night (Boyfriend fucked me over.)
(x) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice (I made it myself though...)

SO FAR: 36

Level 14
(x) Caught picking your nose
(x) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down
() Caught having sex
() Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 40

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose (Does a camera probe to determine the source of a nosebleed count?)
(x) Picked your nose and studied what came out (I am a scientist. If it's odd, I look at it.)
(x) Picked your nose till it bled
() Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
() Blew your nose so hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 43

Level 16 (Fucking CPUSA...)
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
(x) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 48

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
(x) Laughed at a funeral
(x) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 52

Level 18
() Written A Letter To Santa Claus
() Believed in Santa past the age of 8 (Yes momy, a big fat man breaks into our house at a predetermined date to commit a reverse burglary by stuffing my socks and you have no problem with this. O.K.)
() Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside (that's one fucked up period. Talk about toxic levels of blood theobromine.)
(x) Believed you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 53

Level 19
() Threw a party for yourself
() Threw a ball at yourself
() Threw up on yourself
(x) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
() Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 54

Level 20 (I've probably done all of this, I just can't remember specific incidents.)
() Pretended to know what you are doing
() Pretended you were hot shit
() Pretended you weren't listening
() Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 55

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs (It's more efficient leave me alone! DX)

SO FAR: 59

Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool back flip
(x) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
(x) and didn't lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 63

Level 24
() Ate food that you just kinda found
() Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
() Ate something nasty to get a laugh
() Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 63

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didn't get your way
(x) Cried over spilled milk
(x) Cried after sex (FUCKING EX BOYFRIEND)

SO FAR: 67

Level 26
(x) Gone swimming naked (There was no wetsuit and I had clothing regular on.)
() Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
(x) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond (I had to scuba dive for something. That was NASTY.)
(x) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 71

Level 27
(x) Rode a Pony
() Rode a Donkey
() Rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome race car
() Rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
() Rode the dog

SO FAR: 72

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
() Locked yourself out of your car
() Locked yourself IN the car
() Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
() Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 75

Level 29
(x) Over-cooked a fancy meal
(x) Over-cooked the EasyMAC
(x) Over-cooked a pop-tart
(x) Over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) Over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 80

Level 31
(x) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) Bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) Bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(x) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn't there

SO FAR: 85

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
() Shaved your eyebrows
(x) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! Sweet irony.

TOTAL: 88
Repost this with the title:
I've Done 88 of the 120 stupidest things